hapenis – The Art of HaPenis

CUMM 4 CUMM UK

December 2019 Six Spunky London Lads Shoot their semen for CUMM UK. CUMM 4 CUMM a new monthly feature from the HaPenis Project. If you would like to be featured in our January film please[…]

As sunlight is known to have fantastic germicidal and magickal qualities exposing your arse to its rays will help keep it healthy. Start by exposing your back to the sun. Bend forward placing your hands[…]

Cock Virtues : Kind, Loving, Giving, Wisdom & Honesty

In ancient gaelic teaching your cock is your god symbol, representing complete male and complete giving. It was taught that your cock had 5 virtues. Kind : It is polite, it goes where you want.[…]

Talking To Gud

Thanks bi/2 Gud, for posting these very sexy images of himself. If you had an opportunity to talk to Gud. What would you say. Please leave your comments and images below. Gud Holland was selected[…]

Something we all have in common?

Men are fascinated by their cocks, that’s something we all have in common. When showering after the gym or swimming, or even when having a piss in a public toilet we all have a little[…]

Sexological HaPenis

As men we must present our HaPenis as both our sexological and spiritual. At the same time we must remain conscious that our sexological HaPenis expands and makes contact with the entire universe. While our[…]

The 5 Stages of Male Orgasm

Arousal, Plateau, Orgasm, Resultion, Magick, The 5 Stages of Male Orgasm. Arousal Stage: The Arousal Stage arises when the genitals experience a swelling caused by an increase in blood filling the tissues. In men, this[…]

It’s Girth Not Length

It’s a fact that the average sized penis is approximately 6.5”- 7.0” long, so why do men pander after owning a whopper, isn’t a Mini just as smart, if not smarter than an Cadilac? Bi/[…]

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BUTT DO?

May your Rosebud Be Blessed. May you realize that your rosebud is a faithful and beautiful friend of your soul May you be happy and joyful and recognize that your arse is sacred, holding many[…]

4 hands tantric lingam massage

I once had a 4 handed tantric massage by well trained masseurs. The genital and anal aspects of the massage were amazing! I had never been touched like that before. It was arousing and erotic[…]

Hari Shishna’s Love-window

“At night, I open the window and ask the moon to come and press its face against mine. Breathe into me. Close the language-door and open the love-window. The moon won’t use the door, only[…]

3rd Eye Tantra Chakra

Third Eye Chakra – Dark Blue Purple. Place your best fingertip between your 2 eyebrows and vibrate from gentle to extreme. Place a finger from your other hand on a point on your cock just below[…]

HaPenis Hero

Here at CUMM UK we just wanted to say, we wish we had said that, and that we absolutely love Dr Eric Sparkle, sorry Sprankle. PsyD, if you don’t mind. Our HaPenis hero of the[…]

explicit drawings of hung old men

Seb. I love the drawings of mature men and the dicks. Form where do they cum and bi whom are they expertly rendered? Could we have a gallery of them to enjoy and to wank[…]

power, respect, pride

“Having a penis can be like having an illusory prize dangled in front of you. It symbolizes a historical birthright to power, respect and pride.” ― Grayson Perry, The Descent of Man

Cops & Robbers

In Football is it possible to score a goal with your naked penis?

Watch French Ligue 1 match AS Groville Vs.FC Mufflins, as a players shorts are pulled down and he entertains the crowd with his might dancing buttock before scoring a goal With His Penis. Referee allows[…]

BangBangCockCock

Band : BangBangCockCock Song : BangBangCockCock Directors : Christophe Urbain / Hugo Metz Actor : Dark Loulou © Rival Colonia / 2015 From Strasburg. Earlier this year they released their album Heidentum, a must for all[…]