The Essence of You

Your spunk is very nutritious, it is the very essence of you. It contains zinc, calcium and other minerals shown among many other benefits to slow down tooth decay. Your spunk is also sacred, it contains prostaglandin, a hormone specific to semen, and men who eat their own, have lower rates of depression and spunk more than those who don’t. Think about your wonderful name. Do […]

Ja, ich komme

He says, ” die Stimulation ist ziemlich stark”, ie the stimulation is quite strong. I feel like squirting off right now but I’ll give myself a little more time – for you”

Spun(K)ing Mikhail Sidorychev

Mikhail Sidorychev, Russian bodybuilder powerlifter strongman, wanker, is said to be the world’s greatest ejaculator(see pictures below). What a fucKing spunKing. Mikhail Sidorychev, He was included in our Top 100 sexiest men in the world on the website CUMM UK. Blessed bi/

The Semen Collectors

If Im having sex with any sexy guys i collect their cumm in a condom and freeze it, when I’m alone and wanking I take them out and let them defrost, the smell of spunk is fantastic, I’ll even have a taste of each, shoot my load into one of them and then back in the freezer. First Vacation I have this plastic mold for freezing […]

Prostate Awareness Checklist

Ejaculation strength your spunk is not being shot out as it used to be. There is a possibility that the prostate is functioning butt, weak. >Please be aware of the quality of your ejaculation and the quantity of your semen. There are five important factors to look out for The Quantity, If you are continuously ejaculation a smaller amount of spunk than you used to that could […]

A port for every todger?

Punks and honchos Queens and Queers. There be seamen everywhere Dance all night a jolly rodger Theres a port hole for every todger. Two thousand men to keep you amused All aboard if you got spunk Lubed up chance in every bunk Chase with feet from dick till dawn Get down on the captains horn Lubrication, ejaculation, celebration, boat vacation. Anon. When is Porn Art? Lubrication […]

delicious sexuality

Dear Seb, I just wanted to congratulate you on your brilliant web site. It really is delightful, informative, educational and inviting! You have a straight forward, unapologetic tone that is refreshing! It’s great to know there are people like you who openly love men the way they want to, make no apologies, aren’t as interested in labelling themselves as they are in having great sex, and […]

The Prosager was the World’s First Adjustable Prostate Massager circa 1936

Invented by W.D. Smith, the World’s First Commercial Prostate Massager, the Prosager was first sold from Kalamazoo, Mich., in the United States in 1936. It was marketed by small advertisements in both national and local newspapers. World’s Third Adjustable Prostate Massager The advertisements read, “An enlarged, inflamed or faulty prostate gland often causes lameback, frequent night rises, leg pains, lost vigor, insomnia, etc. Many physicians endorse […]

My Spunked Face

I am so turned on all the time to shoot all of my sperm into my mouth all the time. And I always shoot once or twice in my mouth, and I have done this 100′s of times, but I always loose the interest after it hits my mouth. I still do not like my sperm, I also do not like the smell, but everytime I […]

10 foods to make your spunk supreme

These foods are essential both to remove potential causes of free radical damage and to help eat a diet high in antioxidants. You should supplement your healthy spunk diet with a daily dose of Niacin(Vitamin B 3) 200 mg and Zinc Citrate 300 mg. Dark chocolate contains the amino acid L-arginine which studies show can boost the volume of ejaculate. The darker the chocolate, the better. Tomatoes contain […]

A Gentleman’s Semen

When a man ejaculates, the message is sent from his spinal cord, not his brain, which explains his amazing facial expressions during ejaculation. It is easy in a man’s face to see when his bullocks are about to send forth their juices. A red Indian, they say, can preserve his features when being tortured. I doubt if he could when spending. A man’s face then is rather […]