2 Edge or Not 2 Edge

Some wanker called Matt has posted a video on YouTube explaining why he believes that prolonged periods of edging while wanking can be bad for your sexual health. He argues that the habit of […]

That Revered Jock

A sexual athlete is not likely to find sufficient energy for work of another athletic kind, and the acting of great parts most definitely was and always will be athletic, depending on inner […]

(Slow Lover)

Jerking off with your hand flying up and down is fucking ridiculous. I feel my cock and balls with slow, horny pleasure. I tease and edge it until it’s almost unbearable. I like […]

Cops & thRobbers

HaPenis Art that appeared in Piazza San Marco in Venice March 2020 by a unknown artist, as part of the HaPenis in Isolation Exhibition 22/06/20 . The cops tried to remove it, but […]

HELP!

I am not an ugly man. I am 59 and still alive. I feel like maybe the area I live in is homophonic. I get treated like I am scum of the earth. […]

This Path to God

I wish you could feel the love of my tongue, Brother. I would flick my tongue on that hole, first gently and lightly while I breathe hot air on it. Then I form […]

Your HaPenis Muscle

If you’re not sure where your HaPenis Muscle is the next time you are going for a piss when you are in a strong flow, stop as quickly as possible. The muscle you […]

Don’t Forget Your Shovel

After many generation, of diggin’ holes I was the first one of my family to discovered that I could make a better living from friggin’ dem rather than diggin’ dem. Don’t Forget Your […]

Hard Fat

Hard Fat is a documentary based on an interview with “Rick”, the web’s most celebrated gainer. A gainer is a man who purposefully gains weight because he enjoys inhabiting a fatter body. The […]

Mythological Futurism

I’ve been trying to get some people on board that have access to possibly doing a erotic or nude exhibition display in London somewhere. Get in touch if interested to get together and […]

The Glory of God

I love Cock with all my heart mind and soul. I worship Cock. The Bible says man is the glory of God and I believe a man’s Cock is the most glorious part […]

Daddy Wanker

I am a mature and experienced wanker and and make time daily for my long masturbation meditation edge. I wank regularly for three hours and my record is over 6. My wanking is […]

Seth’s Massage

I love getting my mouth close to a man’s body when I’m massaging his body. It’s always a very erotic experience. My hot breath glancing off his body as I explore and stimulate […]

My God Freyr

I keep coming back to this. I’ve ejaculated several times and I keep thinking about my god, Freyr. I’m married and bi but my cock is rock hard thinking about him. Masculinity and […]