the last place on earth…

Last, loneliest, loveliest, exquisite, apart – is how the poet Kipling described Auckland, and sometimes it does feel like it’s the last place on earth where the sun don’t shine. Yet half a […]

Hello God

I would blush every time I saw him, usually at our local beach. For the first five years we never spoke, never even an acknowledgement until one day he accidently bumped into me […]

Shower Showers

Erections around other men are liberating. Crack a woody in the gym changing room and they all hide behind their towels. But at a big city gym near me, I have found that […]

Confident & Tight Assed?

It is true that many masseurs rush the bum and perineum seeming to push the massage on to the “turn over and lay on your back” stage. It’s almost embarrassing sometimes that I’m […]

Army Dreamers

Seb. Check this out about ancient Roman army cock suckers – as Caesar rightly said, “Veni,vedi,vici…” I came, I saw, I conquered. – perhaps he got the order muddled Bob Army Dreamers AUG […]

A Handy Shandy

Took me a while to get to doing this. I like the honesty. We are there for the same thing. Usually no words, just nods and in for a handy shandy and one […]

MayBi

Bit by Bit I am becoming more attracted to cock. I never thought I would ever say this but now I have. It began with a dream. Then I stumbled on this wonderful […]

Kilt Propaganda

Thanks Seb for this grand collection of Cocks o’ the North. Always a fan of my draughty kilt, I find my good swinging low hangers rubbed raw by the rough woollen fabric – […]

Prescribed Depression?

I took Citolapram (Celexa). The doctor said it might mean “possibly some experience of ED”. My wife said that would be a good thing to “give her a rest”. Well, It was a […]

a quiet wank with a bloke

I respect Jay’s point of view in as far as he defines it. As a gay man who never fancies women he clearly has it sorted. Black and white as he says. But […]

L’essence De L’éjaculation

Nice to add some salty spice to an otherwise dull recipe. The French are all about the sauce. The jus. L’essence. I’ve tried this at home. Works well in cocktails also. My wife […]

Spilling His Semen…

God wasn’t angry at Onan for “spilling his semen on the ground,” Onan angered God because his seed was to have produced offspring for gis brother. Story be told correctly. Er, Onan’s brother […]