‘diesel dong’

My fantasy is that every trucker that I pass or passes me on the motorway has his cock out and boning. I was told years ago by a trucker about ‘diesel dong’ that […]

Wanking Vs.Lingam Massage

My opinion is that when you embark on a lingam massage your intent is different to a wank, and because it is likely a far more complex and probably self centring procedure, the […]

A Defined G(0)D

Is there a defined G(0)D pose, I think so? I don’t think this is it. This strikes me as the angel pose, and incidentally my personal angel of all men! Do angels just […]

HaPenis in NZ

Hey Seb, I’m Stephen and I’m in NZ, I have been on and off your website HaPenis because I am an unashamed penis lover, owner and a constant wanker, an average male oriented […]