Will You Stand Up For Masturbation?

Call 4 Entries : Artists, poets, musicians, comedians, dancer, rappers, writers, photographers and pornographers are invited to submit works for our online exhibition “Stand Up 4 Masturbation” on the 1st. of May, to […]

A G(o)D WANKER

People who think wanking cannot be spiritual, simply haven’t had a g(o)d wank. This ritual begins and ends in silence. This is your erotic practice an opportunity to celebrate yourself. Practice and practise, […]

SONGS OF SIN

SONGS OF SIN Op. 50 (1992, unfinished). A cycle of songs for a young popular voice, mens chorus and military band based on the poetry of Dinos Christianopoulos and one poem by Yorgos […]

Self Tantric Male Massage

1. Activation of Energy Centers : Your body contains seven special energy centers, usually called “chakras” in tantric literature. Start your session with a gentle massage of each zone. Start at your perineum. […]

Most Men Masturbate for 5 Minutes

Most men masturbate for 5 to 10 minutes before ejaculation. This is disgraceful and tragic! writes  marcsknob. If you are a beginner you can learn to be a proficient Bator quite quickly! If men has […]

Whoa! I Feel Good

Growing up as a young man in a lower working-class Roman Catholic Irish family in the 1960’s despite being constantly reminded that touching myself down there was a a “GRAVE MORAL DISORDER”, I began […]

Absolutely Amazing Cumm Shots

Eight spurts, guys. Yes, 8 separate and distinct thick ropes of jizz shot straight into the air by csaka! I am so envious!Csaka, you have it going on, dude. Excellent cumshot. Rion Related […]

Albolene Wankers UK

I have tried so many different ‘dick creams’ over the years. Albolene is definately the best. I’m a massage therapist and used Biotone advanced massage cream for my clients and discovered because it […]

Daoist Wanking

Daoism asks for wanking without preconceived ideas. It is an ancient Chinese philosophy that is about wanking that lets you better understand yourself, sexually. Daoist wanking is about simplifying wanking in a honest […]

Everything is Music

The strumming and the flute notes rise into the atmosphere, and if the whole world’s harp should burn up, there will still be hidden instruments playing, playing. This singing art is sea foam. […]

HaPenis Orchestra

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Circles of Friends

I am a compulsive masturbator. I grew up with a deep sense of shame about it, definitely stuck in the closet. But I have outgrown some fears in years. I know what I […]

HaPenis in NZ

Hey Seb, I’m Stephen and I’m in NZ, I have been on and off your website HaPenis because I am an unashamed penis lover, owner and a constant wanker, an average male oriented […]

Grandeur d’Heaven

My Glorious Son, What else can I say? You are my most valuable. More valuable than both heaven and earth. You are my glorious son, the ocean laden with pearls. Within you is […]

Wanking and Reading

What a stimulation a good book is! It enlivens the the mind, stirs the emotions and fires the imagination. It stirs feelings in you that can surprise you or creates feelings you may […]