I fucking completely disagree with that. People say, “It’s much cleaner to have no foreskin.” What, have you never heard of a fucking shower? Or Q-Tips? Whatever you want to do it, just clean the fucking thing. I was at the party with 20 people, one of them an agent from CAA, when somehow the subject of foreskins came up. She said, “I just don’t understand a foreskin. I’ve never seen one.” So I whipped out my dick and said, “Here, that’s all it is. A bit of skin.” I did a little Puppetry of the Penis thing and showed her what it was about. You would have thought she was at a circus the way she was looking at me” Colin Farrell.

3 thoughts on “In Ireland, we don’t get the tip of our fucking knobs chopped off

  1. As a Welsh bloke who lived in Portland Or for 10 years, trips to the local swimming pool was always interesting- well not so much the pool but the changing rooms and showers. We lived where a lot of people who were Jewish lived and being uncut I caused quite a stir. Once I was seen to be a regular I had many guys who were cut asking about my 4skin, and many many of them wished they had been involved in the choice of having a circumcision or not. Personally, I love mine, the sensitivity is akin to facial lips- its such a shame people feel the need to hack it off.

  2. Never understood why. As for me, I had no say, it happened shortly after birth. Wishing I still had a say on my body.

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