HaPenis Male Massage Club

Seb Cox runs a massage club
Its fair to say he likes to rub
I haven’t been for one just yet
But am I willing – hell, you bet

Other guys with a like-mind
Hone their skills so they’re refined
They practice soothing and relieving
Once you lay down, no way you’re leaving

I wonder if this thought it fair?
Can one massage through thick hair?
My chest is not a forest, true
Considering this will regular oil do?

Seb and his group they have big plans;
To caress the world with their magic hands
I hear they make men feel sublime
Curing man-stress one guy at a time

I wrote this ode in admiration
I tremble at the thought of your stimulation
And if you need a volunteer
Listen up Seb, for I am right here.

(by the wonderful Rich)