Men are supposed to wake up with an erection every morning. Seriously, if you’re in “good health,” your body is hard-wired for “morning wood.” In fact, nocturnal erections—also known as “sleep-related erections” (SREs) or “nocturnal penile tumescence” (NPT)—and morning erections are so normal that their presence (or absence) can be an important indicator of a man’s overall health. erections. Men slip into REM sleep about an hour and a half after dozing off. Each episode of REM sleep corresponds with an erection lasting 20 to 25 minutes. Men typically have five erections during an eight-hour sleep cycle. The last of them is often referred to as morning wood.

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  1. I always have to piss first thing when waking, which annoys my husband as he’s always looking for my morning wood to suck. And unfortunately he’s not into taking my morning piss load, so I usually get up and piss, lose my hard on, but then take that time to put on my 1# metal ball weight while my balls are loose. Bangs his chin or taint depending on what we get up to, always a fun morning.

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