My second favourite book ever. What I love about this book is the fact that it exists. It’s nearly as ridiculous as myself. It’s in Italian, so I don’t understand a word. There is only one picture(the one on the cover). I think I just might skip the pasta and go straight for the desert. Mr Cox

If like me, you love cooking lamb and masturbating, but sometimes get bored with the same old wank-and-shank, then look no further brother! This book is the holy grail of all texts in the italian cooking/masturbation category. Great find! 5 Stars.

This book covers everything a single man living in Italy needs to know about cooking and self pleasure. Do not judge a book by its cover, this is not about wearing sheep as backpacks or anything weird like that. The information presented is clear and straight to the point and will teach you everything you need to know about cooking pasta, masturbating, or selecting the best ball harness to suit your needs. I used Google translate to read this book since I don’t speak Italian but was able to figure most of it out. The chapter on Fleshlights is particularly insightful. Enjoy!

(Reviews above are from Amazon) : Il Pestello di Onan,ovvero come cucinare a punto la pecora e perdere la vista. Manuale per pippaioli e single (Italian) Paperback – 19 Dec 2010

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