I’m on summer hols in Noosa and the National Park has a great beach for nude sun; Alexandria bay. Long, surf and remote, it has been Queensland’s “unofficial” nude beach for 70 years. In recent years however, path upgrades have made it more accessible and the 20-30min hilly walk has reduced it to basically a concrete footpath. Police have raided the beach in recent years handing out fines to men because our genitalia is illegal, whereas women cannot be charged under that law. So, between clothed walkers and regular police patrols, the magic of A-Bay is fast disappearing. The die-hard nudists are still there.
One big guy marches the full kilometre length of the beach with nothing but a hat and a smile. He takes a towel which he wraps when needed, but I salute you my brother because you are claiming the full beach for us nude swimmers. Such a shame that without legal designation the beach will become just another stretch of sand. A few years ago there were warm, sunbathed arses the length and breadth and brown peckers and toasted pussy aplenty enjoying the fresh air but a growing and frenetic set of extra curricular activity in the sand dunes and bush tracks behind caused complaints. Hence the police crack-down. Ironically the Police have indiscriminately charged any free willy in sight including an 80 year old bloke quietly enjoying time with his wife. Now respectable nudists don’t go there. Only dirty old pervs like me attend. It’s had the ironic effect of increasing the sleeze quotient. I’m all for a wank at the beach and I love a warm sun-kissed cock like the next bloke but a bit of restraint could have kept the place functional for all to enjoy the sun and surf without calling in the Rozzers. Anyway, I’ll try to enjoy the rest of my hols (mostly) with my pants if that is possible – but it’s hard…. Bob