“Sir, who are you?”

An artist comes to paint you and stands with his mouth open. Your love reveals your beauty, but all covering would disappear if only for a moment your holding-back would sit before your […]

HaPenis Goals

One of the great philosophical questions of our times, is it possible to score a goal with your HaPenis? Watch French Ligue 1 match AS Groville Vs.FC Mufflins, as a players shorts are […]

The Arse-ist

The Arse-ist, a collaborative study of the beauty of the male arse, from the The Arse-ist A Non and the Hapenis Project. Fell free to add your Arse-ist Below

May Your Arse Bi/ Blessed

May you realize that your arse is a faithful and beautiful friend of your soul. May you be happy and joyful and recognize that your arse is sacred, holding many secrets to the […]

G(o)d!

Music : Jean_Poultre_-09-_Patrick Kyle Stevens Stats : D.o.B : 04/?/1983P.o.B : Yakima , WashingtonHeight : 5’8″ (1.72 cm)Weight : 230 lbs (104 kg)Arms : 19.5″ ( (50 cm)Chest : 51″ (130 cm)Waist : 30″ (76 cm)Quads : 28″ (71 cm)Calves : 17.5″ […]

wide open

The first time i allowed my arse ( and all that) to soak up sun was during my first visit to a nudest lake during a business trip to Austin Tx. Being married & […]

Butt Week

Here at the HaPenis Project we would like you to help us celebrate BUTT WEEK by joining us in our Community Butt Gallery. Feel free to ad your gorgeous butt selfies and portraits […]

PhatArse Gods

The requirements for a phat arse god are as follows: it must be firm and floppy, it must be very round, it must exceed the waistline by at least 6 inches, and its owner […]

HaPenis in Mandarin

Seb. I get boners during massage all the time. I would LOVE to have your hands all over me coaxing the man juice from between my thighs, but as I live in Australia […]

Scratching My Arse

Real scratching is superior to masturbation, in my opinion. One can masturbate up to the age of seventy, and even beyond, but in the end it becomes a mere habit. Whereas to scratch […]

New to Prostate Playing

Hello Love you site. New to prostate playing but do it as much as possible when alone. Wife not at all interested. Tim Hello Tim, I think i have said it else where […]

Arse Argentina

Professional Rugby Player Argentinian Horacio Agulla caused such a sensation when his rather almighty big manly smooth arse was accidentally exposed during a rugby match that somebody here in the UK actually made […]

How to Make Poems

In your light I learn how to love. In your beauty, how to make poems. You dance inside my chest, where no one sees you, but sometimes I do, and that light becomes […]

How to Make A Man Happy!

If you would make a man happy, add not to his wants, but subtract from the sum of his desires.” – Seneca (4 B.C) Rosebud External Anal Massage London

the arse of a g(o)d

Hello Hari Shishna, Love you site. New to prostate playing but do it as much as possible when alone. Wife not at all interested. I think i have said it else where on my website […]

Just Lounge

Everybody knows they have times when they wanna just lay backKick their feet up, y’knowListen to some good music and just loungeThat’s right, I said lounge