Xerxes: Ombra Mai Fu

Men care more what their mates think of their cock than their partner. The University of Victoria in Australia carried out a survey on 738  men. The study found that the majority were happy with […]

Healthy Spunk Diet

These foods are essential both to remove potential causes of free radical damage and to help eat a diet high in antioxidants. You should supplement your healthy spunk diet with a daily dose of […]

Une Distraction Exquise

HaPenis is a device to “calculate” the astronomy of the spirit. Look through that astrolabe and become oceanic. Why this distracted talk? It’s not my fault I rave. You did this. Do you […]

HomoEroticArt

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Religion & Porn

A study has found that watching pornography more than once a week makes you more religious. The study suggested that those who watch pornography only occasionally become less religious over time, while those […]

Weak Kneed & Dizzy!

I’m 63 years old and have been married to a woman for 44 years. When we first met, I was head over heels for her. We fucked regularly. I was employed in construction […]

Rather Magnificent Isn’t He?

It’s only a modern idea to cover ourselves up. We’re a social species, so we simply do it because everyone else does it. No one wants to stand out. But look at the […]

PhatArse Gods

The requirements for a phat arse god are as follows: it must be firm and floppy, it must be very round, it must exceed the waistline by at least 6 inches, and its owner […]

God’s Flute

You need to become a pen  In the Sun´s hand. We need for the earth to sing Through our pores and eyes. The body will again become restless Until your soul paints all […]

The HaPenis Manifesto

“This is your Life. Do what you want and do it often. If you don’t like something, change it. If you don’t like your job, quit. If you don’t have enough time, stop […]

Just Like Jesus

Hello Seb, I was brought up a catholic and i think that is where i get a lot of my “spiritual” beliefs from. Unlike many i love the “catholic” spirit but as i […]

A $478,000 Dick Pic

“The one thing people fear the most is the penis — the black man’s penis.” Robert Mapplethorpe’s Controversial ‘Man in Polyester Suit’ Photo sold for $478,000 in 2015?, the rewards of promoting homosexuality. […]