The Bulge Report

I am an absolute, addict. Once I am in public, I never stop. My eyes are dancing from one joy to the next. Even when they catch me looking, I simply cannot stop. […]

Summer HaPenis

Anybody notices size fluctuation during the year? I know mine is bigger, I have better erections in the summer and I also tend more to of a shower instead of a grower. In […]

Hello God

I would blush every time I saw him, usually at our local beach. For the first five years we never spoke, never even an acknowledgement until one day he accidently bumped into me […]

Russian Mamil

Mamil, an acronym standing for “middle-aged man in lycra is someone who rides an expensive racing bicycle for leisure, wearing professional style body-hugging jerseys and shorts.