HaPenis Goals

One of the great philosophical questions of our times, is it possible to score a goal with your HaPenis? Watch French Ligue 1 match AS Groville Vs.FC Mufflins, as a players shorts are […]

Exposed?

What’s wrong with being comfortable with ones self, you certainly don’t have to be well endowed or have a perfect body to enjoy naked time at home or wherever one would choose to […]

“Tool-of-Life ”

Hello, I’m 64 years young and love looking at men’s bodies.In particular the wonderful “tool-of-life ” they were born with. Cut and uncut, shaved or pierced, full ball-sacs a must I enjoy them […]

Pachelbel’s Cannon

Pachelbel’s Cannon d major is an elegant piece from the Teacher known for his organ works as well as one of the great organ master general of the splendid Baroque era.

Daddy Cock

The subject tonight is Daddy Cock And for tomorrow night as well, As a matter of fact I know of no better topic For us to discuss Until we all Die!

Fucking Wilde

 A work of art is useless as a flower is useless. A flower blossoms for its own joy. We gain a moment of joy by looking at it. That is all that is […]

WFE – Wank For England

‘Penis, cock, schlong, dick, willy, lingam. Call it what you will, but there’s no doubt that the meaty, blood-filled appendage that hangs between the legs of just over half of the world’s population […]

Touching Me

Getting in touch with nature, and nature touching me. Photos by Jon Tolhoek

Strange Business

You sit here for days saying, This is a strange business. You’re the fucking strange business. You have the energy of the sun in you, but you keep knotting it up at the […]

yağlı güreş

Oil wrestling (Turkish:yağlı güreş), also called grease wrestling, is the Turkish national sport. It is so called because the wrestlers douse themselves with olive oil. The olive oil is applied to every inch […]

The HaPenis of Otter Baron

A few weeks ago we brought you the first in a series of 2 photosets by the Artist Otter Baron. Here’s the second. A self portrait, called HaPenis. What a sexy fellow. You […]

Uploading Images

One of the joys of curating the HaPenis website is that I really enjoy all the comments that folk leave, especially those with pictures. I use WordPress to make the site and normally […]