Get Up Stand Up

When You stand up for masturbation. You smile more. You are more loving. You forgive more. You respect differences. You are kinder to yourself. You become less judgemental. You do more and talk less. […]

Erotic Touch

I find it erotic to be touched my another man when we are both naked and free to explore. I believe a man knows how to pleasure another man best, the touch, the stroke, […]

What Souls Do!

Souls love. That’s what souls do. Egos don’t, but souls do. Become a soul, look around, and you’ll be amazed-all the beings around you are souls. Be one, see one. When many people have […]

A Continuum

I think of it as part of a continuum, not just a “penis attack.” Start with my body, both men nude, and explore. Move around and find your self rubbing, caressing. Use everything – […]

My Sacred Manhood

My manhood is sacred. It needs affection, attention, touch, admiration, worship and a place to explode in an orgasmic climax of force, power and ecstasy. Source Massage My sacred Manhood with concentration, observation, sensuality, […]

An Introduction to Your HaPenis

Which Part of Your Penis Gives You Most HaPenis The most I like is grabbing my shaft and what is left of my circumcision. (Parents don’t know why they circumcised me. So, my almost […]

Bigger Dick = Less Need to Workout

I agree with the study & I want to add my own idea’s from my own “experiments” It seems to me that it’s accurate about gay men’s feelings about their penis size in relation […]

The Art of HaPenis

I created the Art of HaPenis to encourage a new concept in pornography, a new art genre, expressing the imaginative conceptual idea that you cant say HaPenis. without saying Penis. Artists, poets, musicians, dancer, rappers, writers, photographers and […]

always served me faithfully

“When you got right down to it, my dick was the one organ that hadn’t presented itself to my consciousness through pain, only pleasure. Modest but robust, it had always served me faithfully. Or, […]

Scientist Discover the Perfect Penis

A new study from the US on penis size allowed groups of women to select their ideal penis in various relationship contexts. It has been revealed that length and girth of the women’s dream […]

I like my manhood massaged

Slowly, without anxiety or hurriedness. Sometimes playfully with happy energy. Sometimes very seriously with earnest. It could be studied so well that every surface gets equal attention and care. Different oils could be used […]

Mindful Masturbation Men Only

Allow at least 30 uninterrupted minutes for this exercise. This will give you enough time to reach a climax and return to an un-aroused state. Turn off any distractions (e.g. telephone, television). Whilst you […]

Penis Envy The Documentary Reviewed

Penis Envy shows the extreme lengths some men will go to make their cock bigger.  At the end of the programme, presenter Stephen K Amos will reveal the results of the experiment. Which techniques […]

Just Bi/

Bisexual Blokes can Change Direction Just Bi/ Thinking. That pleases their heart and keeps their face young. Just in case you forgot. A good laugh makes us better friends with ourselves and everybody around […]

Zen Zpanking

Zen Zpanking Wanking Technique from the A – Z of Hapenis This zappy technique works best when you have a solid erection. For this technique the breathe is really import. Close your eyes and […]

World’s Biggest Penis Massage Survey

With more than 10,000 answers we would like to thank each and everyman who took part in our recent World’s Biggest Penis Massage Survey Ever. The men were asked to submit words that described […]

Penis Size And Masculinity

A study has been released by researchers at Holland’s Utrecht University that suggests a man’s penis size is key to his masculinity, and most often his favourite body part. 251 men with an average […]

schlong dimensions

I hate being a grower not a shower. When erect my penis is huge, but when I’m not erect it’s pretty small. Like I mean really small. This dilemma makes me extremely nervous and […]

It’s Girth Not Length

It’s a fact that the average sized penis is approximately 6.5”- 7.0” long, so why do men pander after owning a whopper, isn’t a Mini just as smart, if not smarter than an Cadilac? […]